Q. I left you a message,why didn't you return my call?

A. I'm sorry I missed your call but I can't always get to the telephone and I only ever return calls within a 2 hour time frame for your peace of mind. You may have forgotten to leave your telephone number & name? I never reply to texts,it's the nails you see ;)

Q. What do I need to do to cancel an appointment?

A. Well the nice thing to do would be to call me on the telephone and cancel with as much notice as possible, I'm absolutely cool with that! But not showing up at all or emailing me an hour before an appointment to cancel will be frowned upon! It might also result in your telephone number being put on a timewaster/blacklist which fellow escorts share. Deliberately and consistently wasting my time will also result in your balls being cut off with a blunt utensil and fed to the pigeons.

Q. Can I see you for an incall appointment?

A. Yes I offer incalls at my lovely apartment in Loughton Essex just off the M25 Jct 26 on a Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. These dates will be posted on my diary page and your welcome to book a same day appointment before 11am on 07980207953 (incalls only).

Q. What is a Tour?
A. " A Tour" is where I book into a hotel and take a few appointments in the comfort of my room, I tour all around the country which means you can see me at my hotel without the bother of booking the room yourself.

Q. What services do you offer?
A. I offer a Girlfriend experience "GFE". If you don't know what this means,where have you been?

Q. What is an Outcall, how far will you travel and do you charge traveling expenses?
A. An "Outcall" is where I come to your place i.e your hotel room or apartment. I travel all over the country and there may be traveling expenses depending on distance, please email me with your requirements.

Q. Do you see couples?
A. No sorry.

Q. What services don't you offer?
A. HS, A, Submissive services.

Q. Are your breasts real?
A. Yes, feel free to have a feel!

Q. Do you smoke?
A. Yes, but if you wish me not to, that isn't a problem.

Q. Can I pay via credit card or cheque?
A. No, Sorry cash only.